Wise Wifi Wanderer Gifts

"I'm not looking up any scriptures. The church doesn't have WiFi and I'm out of data."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

The World Wide Web.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Technological Dependence.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Wifi whore

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Lost and Profound.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Internet Restaurant

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

On Holiday

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"