Wifi Wonder Gifts

'That should get some more customers in here!'

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The World Wide Web.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Technological Dependence.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Wifi whore

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

We don't have wi-fi.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."