Wireless Wonderers Gifts

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Jack of all trades

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Technological Dependence.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Hot Towel Web Service

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Internet Restaurant

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

The Bluetooth Fairy.

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'