Wireless Wonders Gifts

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

The World Wide Web.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

We don't have wi-fi.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Internet Restaurant

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

The Bluetooth Fairy.

'Internet' 'Internot'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"