Wireless Wonders Mugs

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The World Wide Web.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Internet Restaurant

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'Internet' 'Internot'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'