Wifi Wonderers Mugs

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Technological Dependence.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Wifi whore

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

We don't have wi-fi.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."