Wifi Wanderers Mugs

I'm still downloading...

Can I use your wi-fi? Of course. Did you buy something? In a manner of speaking. I bought a Snickers bar last month at the 7-11 over in Candorville. So I'm basically a paying customer. I'm not following. My money went to pay the clerk's salary. A few days later, that clerk bought a magazine at a newsstand. The proprietor of the newsstand later used that money when he went to a massage parlor. He tipped the masseuse $65. The masseuse later took a bus to our town, where she bought a latter in this

Internet Restaurant

Technological Dependence.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Family separated by the Internet

"You can use our WiFi as long as you'd like, but if you're going to be nasty you'll need to move to the troll section."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

The World Wide Web.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

We don't have wi-fi.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Modern camping

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Hot Towel Web Service

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."