Wifi Wonderer Gifts

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The World Wide Web.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."