Wifi Wonderer Pillows

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Technological Dependence.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

We don't have wi-fi.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."