Wireless Wonder Pillows

'I really like hands-free technology, but now, what do I do with these?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

The World Wide Web.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Wifi whore

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Death Watch

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Wise Cracker

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'Internet' 'Internot'

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Modern day mirror.