Wireless Whiz Pillows

"I tried living in an ant farm once. Couldn't get Wi-Fi on the lower levels."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Prawn Amend

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Networking

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

'I think we've been the victim of a cyber attack.'

"Hardscrabble"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'