Wifi Wonder T-Shirts

'That should get some more customers in here!'

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Technological Dependence.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

We don't have wi-fi.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."