Wise Wifi Wanderer T-Shirts

"I'm not looking up any scriptures. The church doesn't have WiFi and I'm out of data."

'Not that net!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The World Wide Web.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

We don't have wi-fi.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Lost and Profound.

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

On Holiday

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Internet Restaurant

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"