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"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

How M2M really works.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"No internet connection"

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."