Wifi Wizards T-Shirts

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"My, Grandmother! What big data you have!"

"You know, Tin Man, each time you visit my wifi really improves!"

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Technological Dependence.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

We don't have wi-fi.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'