Wifi Wizard T-Shirts

"That was our neighbor. He said our WIFI is out and that we need a stronger password."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

'He claims to have the best wi-fi hot spots in the whole of the town.'

'Are you sure that will help your router?'

"...With access to the internet everywhere, what can I do to amaze my grandkids on a snowy day?..."

"There's nothing t be afraid of. I'm sure there's Wi-Fi under your bed."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Buffering crystal ball.

Wi Fly

I've turned granny into a mobile WIFI unit.

'I'm searching for a hotspot.'

'Polygamy's actually not so great. Wife a, b, c, d, e, f, g, and h were hopeless...'

"Well, then, maybe don't name your Wi-Fi TheRealBigFoot."

Nutcracker on laptop

"Really close call. I'm at two percent and one bar strength."

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

The Ivies

Wi-fied piper

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'