Wifi Wizard Pillows

"That was our neighbor. He said our WIFI is out and that we need a stronger password."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

'He claims to have the best wi-fi hot spots in the whole of the town.'

'Are you sure that will help your router?'

"...With access to the internet everywhere, what can I do to amaze my grandkids on a snowy day?..."

"There's nothing t be afraid of. I'm sure there's Wi-Fi under your bed."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Buffering crystal ball.

Wi Fly

I've turned granny into a mobile WIFI unit.

'I'm searching for a hotspot.'

'Polygamy's actually not so great. Wife a, b, c, d, e, f, g, and h were hopeless...'

"Well, then, maybe don't name your Wi-Fi TheRealBigFoot."

Nutcracker on laptop

"Really close call. I'm at two percent and one bar strength."

He still won't talk - we might need to try the good wifi-bad wifi routine.

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

The Ivies

Wi-fied piper

Wifi in Hell

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Technological Dependence.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."