Wifi Wizards Pillows

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"My, Grandmother! What big data you have!"

"You know, Tin Man, each time you visit my wifi really improves!"

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

Wifi whore

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'