Wifi Warriors Pillows

'Not that net!'

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

"Switch the wi-fi off to check that the kids are asleep."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Darn, she's bum buffering!'

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

"The pastor asked if you would turn the Wi-Fi off during services, it helps people focus on what he's saying."

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

"There are easier ways to boot someone off our WI-FI network."

Wifi in Hell

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Technological Dependence.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."