Wildlife Wi-fi Warrior Pillows

"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Not that net!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Wifi in Hell

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Monkey-artist

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

The World Wide Web.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

WiFi Signals

Save the unicorn.

"Touché"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Climate Change

Technological Dependence.

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'