Wilderness Lovers With Wifi Pillows

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

Selfie Stick

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Guess who's teething?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Wifi whore

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

We don't have wi-fi.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'The penguin is upset...'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)