Wilderness Lovers With Wifi Gifts

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

The World Wide Web.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Selfie Stick

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Wifi whore

'Guess who's teething?'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

'The penguin is upset...'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

The African Plains during the 70's.

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