Wifi Lover Gifts

Internet Addict Anonymous

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Internet Restaurant

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"