Wifi Lover Prints

Internet Addict Anonymous

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Internet Restaurant

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"