Wifi Prints

"I'm using your wifi."

'That should get some more customers in here!'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Evolution wifi

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'No cyber, no service.'

'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Free WiFi

"You can use our WiFi as long as you'd like, but if you're going to be nasty you'll need to move to the troll section."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Wifi whore

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."