Wireless Prints

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

How M2M really works.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"I need a slower internet connection."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'Internet access... internet access....'

The Bluetooth Fairy.

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"No internet connection"

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."