Wireless Gifts

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'Internet access... internet access....'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"No internet connection"

How M2M really works.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"I need a slower internet connection."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"