Wireless Operator Gifts

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

'Does anybody know how to spell Mayday, three times?'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Desert wifi

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Thermidor Dali

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Ohm sweet Ohm

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'