Wireless Enthusiasts Gifts

"Have you ever heard of wireless?"

Campaign for Plain English

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Ruddy bloggers!

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"