Wifi Fanatic Gifts

"What's your wifi password?"

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Wifi in Hell

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Useless add-ons.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man-mobile

'Heel.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.