Wifi Fanatic T-Shirts

"What's your wifi password?"

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

WiFi Signals

Useless add-ons.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Heel.'

Man-mobile

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."