Wifi Warriors T-Shirts

'Not that net!'

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

"Switch the wi-fi off to check that the kids are asleep."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Darn, she's bum buffering!'

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

"The pastor asked if you would turn the Wi-Fi off during services, it helps people focus on what he's saying."

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

"There are easier ways to boot someone off our WI-FI network."

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."