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'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'

"I'm using your wifi."

"Wifi's back up."

"I'm not surfing the dark web, the wi-fi's down again."

"Mind if I hang out by your computer? It's not often a snail meets something that's slower than it."

'The bad news is we had to remove one of your lungs. The good news is we replaced it with a wireless hotspot.'

"The Wifi went down for a couple of minutes..."

"It's the school run."

Remote learning S.O.S.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Dad, the WiFi is down! Also, why didn't you tell me it's summer?"

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Distance Learning

"Losing your connection isn't a 'near death' experience."

"How was everything? You gave me a belly ache and my computer a virus."

"Try 'gr8food'."

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Don't forget to turn on the wifi before the contemporary service."

"The Wi-Fi hotspot around here is very small."

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The wifi is not working

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"Is there no place that is sacred?"

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"And there's one more - Do not covet they neighbour's Wifi."

WIFI connections

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

Heavenly internet connection

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

"Home is where..."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

What do you mean there's no wifi?

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"