Wifi Warrior Mugs

'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'

"I'm using your wifi."

"Wifi's back up."

"I'm not surfing the dark web, the wi-fi's down again."

"Mind if I hang out by your computer? It's not often a snail meets something that's slower than it."

'The bad news is we had to remove one of your lungs. The good news is we replaced it with a wireless hotspot.'

"The Wifi went down for a couple of minutes..."

"It's the school run."

Remote learning S.O.S.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Dad, the WiFi is down! Also, why didn't you tell me it's summer?"

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Distance Learning

"Losing your connection isn't a 'near death' experience."

"How was everything? You gave me a belly ache and my computer a virus."

"Try 'gr8food'."

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Don't forget to turn on the wifi before the contemporary service."

"The Wi-Fi hotspot around here is very small."

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The wifi is not working

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"Is there no place that is sacred?"

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"And there's one more - Do not covet they neighbour's Wifi."

WIFI connections

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

Heavenly internet connection

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

"Home is where..."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

What do you mean there's no wifi?

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"