Wi-fi Wizard Mugs

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"No internet connection"

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

How M2M really works.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"I need a slower internet connection."