Communication Enthusiasts Gifts

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Campaign for Plain English

LOL Smoke Signal.

"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"

Man reading book on body language hisses at a woman.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"He sent his first text message!"

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"Now that we've talked about it, what are we going to do about it?"

"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"

"My daughter is really mad at me because I violated her privacy with an ill-considered question and didn't take into account that she's not a little kid any more..."

"What's the matter with us? - We don't talk anymore. . ."

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

Bum with sign language translator.

"You're not listening!"

"I'm right here, you don't need to yell!"

'When do we start global networking?'

"Contact us on the mobile when you arrive"

'Hold on, he's back again.'

Everyone is connected (even children communicate through a cup and string toy).

"There he goes again - talking to himself!"

'Speaking, or nothing-left-to-say-to-each-other section?'

'These mobiles are a real pain!'

Ruddy bloggers!

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".

"Today's man lesson is 'The Art of Promising'."

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

She - Interpreter - He.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'