Communication Aficionados Gifts

'And this is one of our clients...er I mean service users, no I mean...'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Now that we've invented language, I have to tell her every night where I've BEEN all day!'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

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"We need to text about our relationship."

"No, I have nothing on my mind, but if I did I don't want to talk about it."

"I did not listen carefully, and, yes, the menu options had changed..."

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'I'm texting.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

'I wish I'd said that' - brave mistakes volcano for smoke signal

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What is your input on the Fly? - Daniel** **Send your questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com. Mumble. Translation. Did someone say flu?!

I'm sorry, Gloria, but I can't give Lance the first part of your message because I don't have a pencil. I can't give him part two because I don't have a heavy mallet.

"Anyway, it was nice talking and talking while you stood there in agony waiting for the opportunity to say even one word."

"When you say ‘let’s not and say we did,’ do you mean let’s say we can, or ... wait – I’m confused."

Campaign for Plain English

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

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"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Ruddy bloggers!

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'