Wireless Tech Gifts

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

The Bluetooth Fairy.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"Try moonguest again with a capital M."

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

'Have you considered going wireless?'

'Can you supply a faster internet connection and a faster husband?'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

'Does anybody know how to spell Mayday, three times?'

'We just received an obscene radio message from planet Sigma Epsilon Khi.'

Man using wi-fi to surf the internet whilst on the lavatory

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"

"Whats your wifi?"

The wifi is not working

"I found a hot spot."