Wifi Technician Gifts

"Try moonguest again with a capital M."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Desert wifi

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Need Wi-Fi

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Internet access... internet access....'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Free Wifi

Internet Addict Anonymous

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

Broadband is Near

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'