Wifi Technician Pillows

"Try moonguest again with a capital M."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Desert wifi

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Need Wi-Fi

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Internet access... internet access....'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Free Wifi

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

Broadband is Near

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'