Wifi Escapologist Pillows

"I'm using your wifi."

'Not that net!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Desert wifi

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Internet access... internet access....'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

Need Wi-Fi

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Internet Addict Anonymous

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

Free Wifi

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Try moonguest again with a capital M."

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

'Wait for me!'

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."