Navigator Of Wifi Mishaps Pillows

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Technological Dependence.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

We don't have wi-fi.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Internet Restaurant

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."