Navigator Of Wifi Mishaps T-Shirts

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

The World Wide Web.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Technological Dependence.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

We don't have wi-fi.

Desert wifi

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Internet Restaurant

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"