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Digital Dinosaur

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

I.T. Fear

The World Wide Web.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Technological Dependence.

I hate monday mornings.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

We don't have wi-fi.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."