Wifi Worrier Pillows

Digital Dinosaur

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."

Jack of all trades

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

I.T. Fear

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

I hate monday mornings.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

We don't have wi-fi.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"