Wired Worrier Pillows

I.T. Fear

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Nervous Oral Testing

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Separation Anxiety

Modern camping

Hot Towel Web Service

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Concern Chart

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

No Action Comics

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

"...and in this circle the wi-fi is particularly patchy..."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Digital Dinosaur

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

Full Harvest Moon

We know your e-mail address!

"Trust me: It's benign."