Wireless Worrier T-Shirts

Hell has no wi-fi.

The World Wide Web.

I.T. Fear

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Nervous Oral Testing

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

I hate monday mornings.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Wifi whore

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Things that go beep in the night.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'Internet' 'Internot'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'