Wifi Seekers T-Shirts

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

Free WiFi

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Overjumpers

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Desert wifi

We don't have wi-fi.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Internet Restaurant

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Internet' 'Internot'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'