Wi-fi Wanderers T-Shirts

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The World Wide Web.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Technological Dependence.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Wifi whore

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

We don't have wi-fi.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Modern camping

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

Hot Towel Web Service

Internet Restaurant

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

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