Wifi Hunters Pillows

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

We don't have wi-fi.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Internet Restaurant

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."